I am called the Queen~

The wisdom comes and flows

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slugbox:

Bought one month after launch, our PS3 died suddenly today of massive internal failure, during an episode of Pokemon XY. Because it has survived so so long, we don’t feel empty. We were so fortunate it lasted so long. It’s statistically ridiculous. But I personally came to terms with the moment long ago, and was ready for it.

Despite appearances, our PS2 still functions. No parent should have to bury their child.

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Why Planeswalkers do shit to you:

Ajani:
To stop you from harming others.
Jace:
He got desperate (he is always desperate).
Chandra:
BECAUSE YOU PISSED HER OFF THAT’S WHY!
Garruk:
Because you need to learn not to fuck with Monsters.
Liliana:
Because you need to learn not to fuck with Liliana.
Domri:
Because he doesn’t know better.
Ral:
Because you stood in his way to something he felt entitled to.
Ashiok:
(You better not know why)
Dack:
Because you endangered his (adopted) home.
Xenagos:
Because it’s ironic. (And he is probably wasted)
Vraska:
Because your death will be ironic. As it should be.
Sorin:
Because you deserved the best possible death.
Tibalt:
BECAUSE WHY NOT?!
Koth:
Because Phyrexia! That’s why!
Nissa:
Eldrazi! That’s why!
Kiora:
Eldrazi! …also Krakens…
Elspeth:
You are a threat to what she stands for.
Gideon:
You need to learn to not harm people he swore to protect.
Karn:
Because you are dangerous in general.
Venser:
For whatever reason Karn does shit to you.
Tamiyo:
She is going to write a doctorate about your reaction.
Sarkhan:
Because Dragon said so.
Tezzeret:
You didn’t respect his authority.
Bolas:
Because you all are nerds and need to be reminded who is the boss around here!